Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?

I wish! It’s a nickel. We don’t have a brig. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? I’ll get my kit! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

Actually, that’s still true. Oh God, what have I done? You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! Leela’s gonna kill me. Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, «Straighten your pope hat. » And «Put on your good vestments.

Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.

Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

1. It’s a T. It goes «tuh».
2. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
3. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

• Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.
• I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense.
• You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?

It must be wonderful. With gusto. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here.

But I’ve never been to the moon! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. I’m a thing. You lived before you met me?!

Why did you bring us here? Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Okay, I like a challenge. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. File not found.

Ask her how her day was. Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. Shut up and get to the point! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? We’re also Santa Claus!

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume?

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? I can explain. It’s very valuable. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? No! Don’t jump!

A sexy mistake. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

I just told you! You’ve killed me! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Why not indeed!

Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! You are the last hope of the universe. But existing is basically all I do! Daylight and everything. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!